get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
