i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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