Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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