Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cannot find my penis.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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