thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her vagine was all disorganized.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
