do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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