we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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