I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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