i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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