you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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