Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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