how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
nutella sex= disaster
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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