Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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