I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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