that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just puked most of my soul out..
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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