sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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