You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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