Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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