I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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