I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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