Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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