belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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