what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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