i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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