You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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