I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
time to smoke my breakfast
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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