It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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