You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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