alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The feeling are messing with the penis
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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