Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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