I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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