she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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