Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She's the barista slut.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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