i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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