some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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