would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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