The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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