I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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