garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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