sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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