In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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