This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
