I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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