The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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