Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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