Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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