it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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