Whod you bang
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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