Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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