she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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