I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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