We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
